Red Wine and sleeping pills
15:25
15:24

tree-stump-palace:

whentherestrouble:

smoochums:

women grow hair on their boobs and their butts and their legs and their arms and their stomachs and their face and really anywhere their genetics decides to have hair and it is perfectly normal what isnt normal is men who have never touched a razor trying to shame women for not looking like a hairless baby

important

shout this loud.

(via uponsorrowfuleyes)

15:17
15:17
waitinforthebus:

ollivander:

THIS IS A REAL SIGN I JUST PASSED DANNY DEVITO FOR MAYOR

the gang runs for office 
11:20

Well…..ouch.

03:19"

We are so used to the notion of our own inevitability as life’s dominant species that it is hard to grasp that we are here only because of timely extraterrestrial bangs and other random flukes.

The one thing we have in common with all other living things is that for nearly four billions years our ancestors have managed to slip through a series of closing doors every time we needed them to.

" — Bill Bryson (via crossroadsbluess)

(Source: whats-out-there, via crossroadsbluess)

likeafieldmouse:

What Your Body Looks Like Top To Bottom
02:58

It’s late and I’m wide awake and it’s raining. Waves of sadness just went through me and I don’t know why. I’ve been doing good. Please let me this pass….

roadxzombie:

gh0stdivision:

roadxzombie:

troylerfamilycompliments:

thezefronposter:

effyeahfandoms:

tonystarktrek:

theangelshavetheearhat:

de4ctivate:

this might go over the heads of some of the kids on here. 

did you just

This is the greatest post I have ever seen because it is both a pun and a harsh truth.

IT’S TRANSPARENT

I showed this to my 11 year old brother and asked him if he knew what it was. He looked at it for a few seconds and said
"I dunno. a printer?"
a pRINTER

omg and if you got to go to the front of the room and write on it you were queen 


I like how this is not only a u.s. thing haha.

I thought they were only in the UK :’)

Haha nope. Once somw kid drew a tiny dick on one of the clear things that goes on them. Shit was madd jokes.
18:30

My friend Becca bought me quite a few different plugs as a surprise because I’ve been so stressed and now I don’t know what ones to wear.

Light and shadows
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